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striped dress blue and black Giant Pockets Maxi Dress Blue Stripe 4X / Blue StripeI thought my biggest fear in life was to be truely seen for who I was by someone. All my flaws exposed. After I did ayahuasca in the jungles of Peru, my biggest fear was being held up by a mechanical demon claw with my eyes forced open to watch my entire useless and pointless life flash before me on a movie screen in an instant. Then after my life was deemed a waste of resources and having no significant meaning of any kind and my soul having no value
I thought my biggest fear in life was to be truely seen for who I was by someone. All my flaws exposed. After I did ayahuasca in the jungles of Peru, my biggest fear was being held up by a mechanical demon claw with my eyes forced open to watch my entire useless and pointless life flash before me on a movie screen in an instant. Then after my life was deemed a waste of resources and having no significant meaning of any kind and my soul having no value of any kind, the giant demon claw tosses me into the deep dark pit of useless souls. As I fall, I wonder if I will be falling forever in eternity. Just freefalling in the dark millenia after millenia with no end. I did eventually wake up but that is now my greatest fear. Freefalling for eternity in the endless dark void of a useless souls garbage can. I’m not scared of people finding out I have severe psoriasis anymore.
DETAILS:
Tencel 42.5%, Wool 7.5%, Terylene 45%, Spandex 5%
skirt measures 35" long for all sizes
Don't be fooled by the wool- this fabric is insanely soft, stretchy, smoothing and a joy to wear. A Luxerious sensory dream. Both warm and breathable.
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★★★★★ 5
Primo!!!
Size: XX-Large, Color: Black
The fit was right, the style was sexy and I exuded that same mentality while wearing it! I'm 230lbs 6'2" and I have the 2XL. This top is perfect for cooler weather not too heavy not too light it appears to be just right. I love the quality.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 9, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Good looking shirt
Size: X-Large, Color: Brown
I like it. Nice material, it's warm, and it looks good. The shoulders are a little broad but that's what I get for having narrow shoulders.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 21, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great fit, good golf sweater
Great fit, nice for chilly mornings on the golf course
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Reviewed in the United States on March 13, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Someone's trash is someone's treasure.
Size: XX-Large, Color: Mottle Grey
Have you ever thought to yourself, "This t-shirt needs long sleeves, a zipper, and a collar?"
Me neither, but someone did and here we are.
If that is your fit, you have found your treasure.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Wish it was offered in a smaller size
Size: Medium, Color: Brown
Looks fabulous but they need to make a smaller size
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Reviewed in the United States on March 15, 2026